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Daniel65 <
daniel47@nomail.afraid.org> wrote:
> Bob Campbell wrote on 21/8/23 2:23 am:
>> Buzzed Light Year <
buzzed@light.year> wrote:
>>
>>> The `interstellar distances` are a bunch of made-up fairy-tail
>>> bollocks.
>>>
>>> Stars are not `parsecs` or `light years` distant.
>>>
>>> The stars are roughly 3,700-4000 miles overhead. All of them are
>>> the same distance from the earth. All of them are cycling in an
>>> orbit above the face of the earth.
>>>
>>> Anyone with a telescope can verify this. All overhead stars zoom
>>> to roughly the same size overhead. The sun and the moon are the
>>> exact same size as each other, and both are the same distance from
>>> the earth.
>>>
>>> The astrophysics community is run by a bunch of freemasonic
>>> fraudsters. The space program is a complete hoax.
>>>
>>> Nobody landed on the moon. There is no Voyager probe or Mars
>>> lander. All the space program talking heads are criminal con
>>> artists.
>>>
>>> The world order is a monumental fraud.
>>
>> LOL. This is great stuff. Tell me, do you write your own material?
>> Or do you hire comedy writers?
>>
>> Either way, you should hit the comedy club circuit. No "2 drink
>> minimum" needed with the above material. People will be rolling on
>> the floor laughing while waiting for their first drink to arrive.
>
> `No "2 drink minimum" needed` ..... cause the audience will be leaving
> BEFORE their first drink arrives!
LOL. Yeah, that too.
I think its time for "Buzzed" to put the bong down.
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