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 Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One
evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.

 His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of
silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I`ve been thinking, now that we`re married
maybe it`s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course.
You could probably get a good price for your clubs."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what`s wrong?"

"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn`t know you were married before!"

"I wasn`t," he replied.

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