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От : Dan Clough 1:123/115 30 апр 23 07:49:00
К : Jay Harris 30 апр 23 16:03:02
Тема : Re: Cold Day In Hell
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-=> Jay Harris wrote to All <=-
JH> Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a
JH> visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and
JH> laughing. Confused, he asks them why they`re happy.
JH> They tell him, "Well, we`re so sick of the cold where we`re from,
JH> and this place is nice and toasty."
JH> Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell`s boiler room, where
JH> he turns up the temperature.
JH> He goes back to the Canadians` room, along the way being begged
JH> by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters
JH> the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he
JH> asks them what they`re doing.
JH> "Well, we can`t pass up this wonderful weather without getting
JH> out the barbecue!"
JH> Satan realizes he`s been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the
JH> boiler room and turns it down until it`s at a colder temperature
JH> than ever seen on earth.
JH> He knows he`s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians` room,
JH> only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at
JH> them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
JH> They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over!
JH> That means the Leafs won!"
Hahaha, excellent, and I`m sure the timing is no accident. Assuming
you`re a Leafs fan, congrats.
I hope my Bruins survive tonight to play them next.
... Want to meet new people? Pick up the wrong golf ball.
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