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От : George Pope 1:153/757 10 мар 25 06:22:32
К : Mike Powell 10 мар 25 18:10:03
Тема : Metric Dozen
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>> Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated. . .
> ...snip...
>> "Duuude! I get it -- May-December romances are wonderful for December,
> because
>> May is young, fresh, like spring, but what do YOU get out of December?"
>> "Christmas!" Jake said, with a cheeky, knowing, grin.
> This one was my favorite. The one caveat is that, once you get to the age
> where you yourself are getting nearer December, it will go from being
> "Christmas!" to a Christmas where you get socks. ;)
BTW, you omitted a newly posted/included joke in your reply. . .
It has been observed that the problem with Viagra is the women
you`re now capable of boinking & have a shot at, are a waste of whatever
the damned pill costs!
There needs to be a geriaphilic prostitute who carries her own
supply of Viagra, and to keep the duffers feeling "cool" she sells them
as Ecstacy.
old man: whaaaa?
Her: oh, that`s a sometime side effect of X. . . don`t worry
about it, let me help you out there. . .
OM: SHAZAAAAMMMM!!!!
Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return
her Father cursed her heavily.
`Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even
a line? Why didn`t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer
old Mother through?`
The girl, crying, replied, Dad... I became a prostitute.`
`Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You`re a disgrace to
this Catholic family.`
`OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,
title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that`s parked outside plus a
membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for
ye all to spend New Year`s Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera.`
`What was it ye said ye had become?` says Dad.
Girl, crying again, `A prostitute, Daddy!.`
`Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !!!
Meanwhile, in Mnew Jersey:
"Dad! I just whored myself and last night I made $1200 and 25 cents!"
"What cheap sunnavabish gave you a quarter?!"
"THEY AALLLLLLLL DID!"
--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
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